You've probably had this feeling before. you would be somewhere minding your own business, maybe on your way to work or even standing in line at a check out when all of a sudden She appears out of nowhere. you can't help but to stare at Her. your eyes follow Her whereever She goes. you feel tempted to run after Her in fear of losing sight of Her. you've never seen anyone like Her before. It's not just Her appearance but also the way She carries Herself. you worry about walking up to Her and talking to Her, knowing full well that you'll end up sounding like an idiot and wishing that you'd swallowed your tongue. But how can you possibly let Her slip away? What do you do? Here are a few helpful suggestions on how to approach Her without offending Her and embarrassing yourself:
-Open a door for Her then give Her a friendly smile. If you wish you may also say to Her, "There you go Maam." but do not comment to Her if She seems to ignore you. Do not take offense to this. She is either trying to uphold Her above ground image or She is being on guard in case you are up to no good and just pretending to come across as being kind. Wait and see if She responds with a smile, comment, or an interested look before you respond any further.(Do not assume Her simple look as being more than just a simple look).
-Offer to carry something for Her (NOT Her purse) but do not use the item to keep Her in your company. If She asks for it back give it to Her immediately without hesitation. If you want Her to stay you can talk it over with Her after you give the item(s) back to Her.
-Tell Her she looks "Lovely" or "Beautiful" but say it politely. Then wait for Her response. If She doesn't respond in anyway then carry on your way. If you're not sure then remain where you are for a short period of time to give Her a some time to consider you before you take off on Her. She may even come back to look for you and may signal to you. Do NOT follow Her. No Goddess likes to be stalked like a hunted animal.
-How to buy Her a drink in order to get to know Her:
1.When She is alone walk up to Her and ask Her if you can buy Her a drink. Say, "May I buy you a drink?".
2.If She says yes then signal the waitress/waiter. If the waitress/waiter takes too long to come around then go find them. Ask them to come over to Her table where you will be waiting for them.
3.When the waitress/waiter comes ask the Goddess what kind of drink you can get for Her. Relay order to the waitress/waiter this way, "The Lady will have a....." Do NOT get a drink for yourself just yet.
4.Pay the waitress/waiter for the drink right away before they leave to go get it telling them that you would like to pay for it up front.
5.As soon as the waitress/waiter leaves to go get the drink say to Goddess, "Please enjoy your drink" then tell Her where you will be waiting as She enjoys her drink and tell Her that She can send for you if She would like to talk to you once She has finished enjoying it.
6.Politely excuse yourself. Of course if She tells you to stay put then stay but don't wait for Her to say that in case She does want to be alone.
7.Stand somewhere far enough away that you won't make Her feel uncomfortable as though you were watching Her but make sure you are not too far away so that you can see Her and make sure that Her paid drink gets delivered to Her. You also want to be close enough so that you can see Her if She signals to you.
-If a Goddess is having trouble getting help or service then get it for Her. Demand firmly that She be served but be as pleasant as possible with Her.
-If She needs a chair then give Her yours.
-If She is being harassed then step in and handle it for Her. Defend Her etc.
-If She drops something then pick it up for Her.
-Let Her go ahead of you in a line-up.
-If you bump Her or bang into Her apologize perfusely and ask Her if she's ok. NEVER bump into Her on purpose in order to get Her attention. A Goddess will be too smart to fall for that one and will be disgusted by the low desperate tactic.
WHAT TO DO ONCE YOU ARE TALKING TO HER
-Always call her Maam unless She tells you that She doesn't like it and asks you to stop.
-If She seems cold-offer Her your coat or sweater.
-If it starts to rain offer Her your umbrella but hold it for Her.
-Be as polite as possible but be careful not to over do it. You don't want to come across like some pushy Italian or a Don Juan type.
-Never push Her to give you Her phone number or to tell you where She lives or works. Offer to give Her your number and DO NOT give Her a pager number. Do NOT push Her on if She's going to call you and when.
-Offer to take Her out for lunch or dinner (NOT a coffee) and offer to take Her out right away. If She says no to right away then ask Her when She would prefer to go out.
-When talking with Her drop a subtle hint that you feel Women are superior and/or that they should be pampered and/or that men should do housework more. If She is a Goddess She will catch the hint.
-Don't ever put Her on hold on the phone but if you really have to then apologize perfusely and don't keep Her waiting long. Apologize again when getting back to Her.
-Don't be late or keep Her waiting long. Don't ever complain is She is late. She is worth waiting for.
-When suggesting a date offer to take Her where ever She wants to go. Tell Her that you'll be happy just being in Her presence. If She wants you to make some suggestions then do so. Give Her at least 3 fun choices that you know She would enjoy. (Try to remember things She likes).