
I am a tiger, I am stalking you,
through the kitchen wetlands to the jungle in the loo.
I am a spaceship, zooming round the bed,
FIRE THE CARDBOARD BOOSTERS ON MY CORNFLAKE PACKET HEAD!
I am an alien with eyes the size of plates,
flying through the universe on magic roller skates.
I am a diver seeking treasure in the deep,
finding rusty deckchairs where the giant goldfish sleep. Ssshhh!
I am five.